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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 17:01:40 GMT

Here is a little Christmas joke to set tha mood.

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at

the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

The man responded, "They're Carol's."

Murry Christmas!!!

-----I wuz a sexy kiddie.

Im tha one with the glasses "Dont judge Me!", hahaha jk.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:28:49 GMT

I finally got my license.

o that's all i wanted to say bye bye

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 01:39:09 GMT

Yo I really need to update before they like kill my site ha just palyin dawg. rightttttttttttttttttttttttt.hope u like this helpful pic. by da way anyone going to da movies Saturday?

bye

o sorry

good bye

gotta be proper or wateva

I dont know wat's really going on here but michael is riding a kool trycycle haha lmao jk. bye for real this time.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 21:54:09 GMT

yo I went to tha Suwanna river today- U know I can't spell- ha anywaz, it waz kool I didnt swim but I thought about it cuase it waz like hot and it waz like hot and we went on a boat and that waz tha end. see my homies from southcentral Monday. Uh bye.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:49:57 GMT

Yo skool is kinda suxing right know but I'll get over that. My AP European class got canceled so if any body has any interesting classes 5th period, tell me.

anywaz peace and God bless \m/

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 14:56:11 GMT

I finally got my schedule

1st semester

P1Geometry

P2 Eng hon 2

P3Chemistry 1 Hon

P4Drama 1

P5Euro History

P6Spanish 1

2nd smemster just Geometry and Eng Hon 2 swtich

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 00:03:15 GMT

Hey my pips. Sorry I can't show ya my schedule becuase I DONT HAVE IT! It kinda suxs, but I guess I'll find out the first day of skool. Hope to see everyone there soon!

Gangsta Smurf! watever that means.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 02:49:27 GMT

Yo im my grandmas right know down in da swap wit my perow, jk. I dont even now wat a perow is, but it sounds kool. That's not even how u spell it, o well. I'm in LA right now, and i dont mean Los Angelos. If that's how ya spell it. Ya get the drift. If i waz in Los Angelos I would be out parting and not writing on tha computer. jk. I would still probably be writitng on the computer.I'll be back in FL in like a week so give me a holla.

Peace and God Bless !

This pic looked super, so I posted it. Okay Bye.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 14:29:04 GMT

Hey everyone, well it hasn't been like a year yet since I've written in this thing. Im going to Orlando like next thursday thru like sunday and then im going to Louisiana, yeah. So if anybody is going be in Orlando then give me a WOOT WOOT! or a holla wateva.I doudt anybody is goignt o Louisiana soon. Im gonna stop talking now so peace out people!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Fri, 01 Jul 2005 15:28:31 GMT

Hey my pips! Sorry I havent written on this thing in a long time. I have a hectic bagmitten schedule over the summer. I really do want to have a hootananny soon or a hoedown (whichever u prefer). I really miss everybody I havent seen since skool. Hope to see all of u soon. Anywaz, if anyone wants to party u know who to call. My Grandma throws some mad partys. haha, I waz just playin with ya'll. My Grandpa throws better partys. Well I'll be writing again in this thing in like 2 or 3 like years. Peace my medreids!

TALK ABOUT SOME OUT OF COUNTROL SKANKING!\m/