Here is a little Christmas joke to set tha mood.
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at
the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
The man responded, "They're Carol's."
Murry Christmas!!!
-----I wuz a sexy kiddie.
Im tha one with the glasses "Dont judge Me!", hahaha jk. |